Girl:
(In outraged voice) I watched the transit of Venus today, and I think I fucked my eyes!
(switches to matter-of-fact tone) I was reading a little later that you can seriously damage your corneas from staring at the sun.
Long pause.
Guy:
(bewildered) Dude! You weren't supposed to just stare at the sun! Didn't you use goggles or something??
(In outraged voice) I watched the transit of Venus today, and I think I fucked my eyes!
(switches to matter-of-fact tone) I was reading a little later that you can seriously damage your corneas from staring at the sun.
Long pause.
Guy:
(bewildered) Dude! You weren't supposed to just stare at the sun! Didn't you use goggles or something??